html Blindly Pressing Buttons - A Study in Futility

It's a wonder anyone managed to survive this long.

We've studied the art of blindly pressing buttons for years.

We've developed a range of button-pressing styles, each with its own unique risks and consequences.

Pressing this button will likely result in a series of unfortunate events.
This button has a 99.9% chance of summoning a horde of angry accountants.
You have been warned: this button will turn your hair bright pink.

Visit our Blissful Futile page for more information on the art of blindly pressing buttons.