This is it. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. A dull, grey rock with a slightly irregular shape. Breathe in the thrill of monotony!
Sell your soul for a chance to own this thrilling asteroid!Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in space! You're on the hunt for the most boring, the most uninspired, the most unremarkable asteroid in the galaxy. Congratulations, you've found it: Asteroid A-1!
This is it. This is the moment you've all been waiting for. A dull, grey rock with a slightly irregular shape. Breathe in the thrill of monotony!
Sell your soul for a chance to own this thrilling asteroid!