Q: What is the purpose of the multiverse?
A: To serve as a never-ending canvas for the art of cosmic catastrophe.
Q: Why are the stars exploding all the time?
A: Because the fabric of space-time is like my aunt, it's a bit of a mess.
Q: Can I trust the laws of physics?
A: Ha! You think you can trust the laws of physics? That's cute.
Q: Is it true that black holes are actually just really dense, angry teenagers?
A: Well, it's not exactly... but let's just say they're in a bit of an adolescent phase.
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