Starship Scandals Navigation Nightmares

Where the stars align in a mess of bureaucratic red tape.

Subpages:

• Regulatory Ruckus
• Starlight Scandals

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Redundant Regulations

Because who needs efficiency, anyway?

Page 1 of 3, because we're not really sure why you came here.

Regulations 1-10:

• Regulation 1: You must fill out form 27-B in triplicate.
• Regulation 2: You must not look directly at the sun.
• Regulation 3: You must wear a helmet at all times while on the planet.

Continue to Part 2, because why not?

InterGalactic Incompetence

We're not really sure what's going on here, but it's definitely not our fault.

Page 1 of 2, because who needs a clear mission statement, anyway?

• The planet's gravity is off, but it's not a big deal, right?
• We're pretty sure we forgot to turn off the engines, but don't worry.
• Oh, and don't worry about the toxic waste, it's just a minor setback.

Continue to Part 2, because why not?

Regulatory Ruckus

A place where regulations come to get in the way.

Bureaucratic red tape, because that's what we do.

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Starlight Scandals

Where the stars get all tangled up in bureaucratic nonsense.

A place where the cosmos collides with petty office politics.

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Continue to Part 2, because why not?

Regulations 11-20:

• Regulation 11: You must wear a cape at all times while on the planet.
• Regulation 12: You must not talk to any sentient beings without proper clearance.
• Regulation 13: You must not touch any sentient beings with your bare hands.

Continue to Part 3, because we're not really sure what we're doing, either.

Continue to Part 3, because we're not really sure what we're doing, either.

Regulations 21-30:

• Regulation 21: You must eat only at designated hours.
• Regulation 22: You must not talk during meals.
• Regulation 23: You must not eat any space rations that have been sitting out for more than 4 hours.

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Continue to Part 2, because why not?

Things that are probably not our fault:

• We forgot to turn off the gravity generators, but it's fine, really.
• We're pretty sure the planet's core is still exploding, but it's just a minor issue.
• We can't find the manual, but it's not like anyone would ever read it, anyway.

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Form 27-B: The Bureaucratic Nightmare

A form so long, it'll make your eyes water.

Name:
Species:
Reason for visit:
Date:
Time:

Don't forget to sign in triplicate.

Continue to Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus, because you clearly have nothing better to do.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus, because why not?

A place where the regulations get even more ruckus.

Go back to the main Space Bloopers page, because we're done.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus, because we're out of space.

A place where the regulations get so ruckus, we can't even.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus, because we're clearly out of control.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus, because we're clearly out of control.

A place where the regulations are so ruckus, they're not even regulations anymore.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus, because we're out of space, time, and sanity.

Regulatory Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus Ruckus, because we're out of space, time, and sanity.

A place where the regulations are so ruckus, they've become self-contradictory.

Go back to the main Space Bloopers page, because we're clearly done for.