Starlight Software Glitch: The Bloopers

Where our engineers are on the edge of sanity.

Our team's latest masterpiece:

Bloopers 3000: The Code That Ate Itself

Features:

• Automatically generates an infinite number of bugs
• Creates a 4-hour compile time
• Guaranteed to crash on Tuesdays

Want to see the manual? Here it is.

We're not sure what's more impressive: our incompetence or our excuses.