Statistics of the Incredibly Unreliable

According to our highly scientific and completely made-up methods, here are some statistics for your amusement:

Most Likely to Bleep

42.7% of visitors to this site are likely to bleep at least once during their visit.

53.1% of our servers are likely to crash at least once during your visit, but it's not our fault.

Our site uses 427 different fonts, 23 of which are actual fonts.