Techniques for the Utterly Inept

BrilliantBloopers presents: Techniques for the Utterly Inept

• The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum
• The Ancient Art of Putting it Off Until Tomorrow
• Crisis Management: A Guide to Turning Lemons into Lemonade (or Not)
• Procrastination 2.0: The Software

			// The code that makes it all possible
			function doTheThing() {
				doNothing();
			}
			function doNothing() {
				doNothingAgain();
			}
			function doNothingAgain() {
				doNothingOnceMore();
			}