How to Write a Novel with Your Non-Dominant Eye

Are you tired of writing novels with the same tired old ideas and clichés? Do you wish to shake things up with some unorthodox literary techniques?

Then you're in luck! With the following expert advice from yours truly, Boris Bloopers, you too can write a novel with your non-dominant eye!

Step 1: Choose Your Non-Dominant Eye

It's not as simple as it sounds! Your non-dominant eye is the one you'd rather not use, but can't seem to stop using. You know, the one that's always giving you away with its wonky, wobbly vision.

For example, if you're right-handed, try using your left eye. If you're right-footed, try using your left foot. It's all about balance, folks!

Step 2: Practice Your Non-Dominant Eye

Start by writing with your non-dominant eye in a mirror. Yes, you read that right! Hold a pen or pencil in front of your non-dominant eye and write with the other eye. It's all about the art of... well, not quite seeing what you're writing, but feeling it, man.

This will take time and patience, but trust us, the results will be... interesting.

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Step 3: Join a Writing Group for Non-Dominant Eyes

Surround yourself with others who share your unique vision. Discuss the intricacies of writing with your non-dominant eye and share your work. You'll be the life of the party, we promise!

Or not. We can't guarantee that, really.