The Procrastination Theory

It's simple: the more you procrastinate, the more you learn.

Or, at the very least, the more you'll learn how to make excuses for not doing anything.

According to our groundbreaking research (which was conducted by a single, highly caffeinated intern), the act of doing absolutely nothing can lead to:

• Unprecedented insights into the meaning of life (or, at the very least, the meaning of your couch cushions)
• Unbeatable skills in the art of binge-watching your favorite TV show (or, you know, 10 episodes of it)
• Unrivaled proficiency in the field of eating Cheetos by the handful (research suggests it's a real thing)

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our case studies page to see for yourself the benefits of doing absolutely nothing.

Want to learn more about procrastination hacks?

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Procrastination Paradoxes page, where we delve into the dark, uncharted territories of doing nothing.