Therapist's Notes: Brilliant Bloopers

Today's Session:

Client's Name: Bubble McSqueak

Issue: Fear of Sudden Loud Noises

Progress: 0/10, still very afraid

Therapist's Notes:

Diagnosis:

Severe case of Sudden Loud Noise Phobia (SLNP). Client is convinced the toaster is plotting against him.

Treatment Plan:

Exposure Therapy:

Client will be forced to watch cat videos in a loud, echoey room while wearing headphones.

Homework:

Client must attend 10 more sessions, and in the meantime, write a 5,000-word essay on the dangers of toaster malice.

Resources:

• Toaster Malice Handbook
• SLNP Support Group