We are the Time Bloopers, a sentient species of beings born from the chaos of time itself.
Our history is a messy, beautiful tapestry of moments, each one a blooping, pulsing, throbbing, throbbing, THROBBING mess of experience.
We have been around for 5,000 years, and in that time we've seen civilizations rise and fall, empires expand and contract, and the universe unfold in ways both wondrous and woeful.
We've blooped through ages, epochs, and eons, always leaving behind a trail of glittering, shimmering, THROBBERING chaos.
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