Today's Bloopers
- Professor T. Bloopers was seen arguing with his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
- The time machine broke down, again.
- The Bloopers' family tree was found to be suffering from a severe case of temporal dysplasia.
Upcoming Bloopers
- Tomorrow: Bloopers' Birthday Bash
- This weekend: Time Traveling Convention
- Next month: The Bloopers' Annual Temporal Talent Show
Temporal Bloopers
- The Bloopers' infamous 37th time-traveling mishap has been documented.
- Professor Bloopers' hair grew 10 inches longer after his last temporal adventure.
- The Bloopers' family heirloom, a rare 19th-century time-traveling pocket watch, was stolen.
Timeless Tales