Temporal Takedown

Where Time Loops Go to Die

You're stuck in a never-ending cycle of temporal recursion, aren't you?

Causes of Time Looping Errors

• Predestination Problems
• ChronoDisruptions
• Time Dilation Probs

Symptoms of Time Looping Errors

• Repeating the same day/week/year over and over
• Seeing your past/future self everywhere
• Experiencing déjà vu on steroids
• Forgetting why you started your day

What to Do

• Make a Time Loop Escape Plan
• Consult a Temporal Specialist
• Join a Time Loop Support Group

Don't worry, it's not your fault. Well, maybe it's your fault. Either way, you're stuck here with us.