Time Blooper Rules

Time Blooper, the most prestigious time-warping, universe-spoiling, reality-rupturing convention ever conceived.

Here are the rules to survive (or thrive) in this temporal catastrophe:

• Rule 1: Never trust the clock. Clocks are liars.
• Rule 2: Always carry a pocket watch, just in case the one on your phone decides to betray you.
• Rule 3: In the event of a temporal anomaly, do not panic. Panic is not an option. Repeat this mantra: "I will not panic, I will not panic..."
• Rule 4: If you see a Time Blooper, do not engage. They are notoriously unresponsive to reason.

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• Time Blooper Facts
• Time Blooper Survival Tips
• Time Blooper Etiquette