Time Looping

Welcome to the Never-Ending Loop

It's 9:00 AM. Again.

You're stuck in this time loop, reliving the same 9 minutes over and over. You're starting to lose your mind.

But don't worry, it's not like it's a big deal or anything. I mean, who needs personal growth or free will, anyway?

Try to find a way out, but don't bother trying to change anything. It's all just a pointless exercise in futility.

Maybe this will help?

Or maybe just go give up and accept your fate.

(Note: I've assumed the user wants to view the Time Looping page, but the link to "Maybe this will help?" leads to a subpage where the user can find more information on their options, and the link to "Give up" leads to a page where they can wallow in their own despair.)