Welcome to Time Looping, where the clock never moves, but the bills still pile up.
You've been stuck in this time loop for 37 years now, trying to get back to the 80s.
It's been 37 iterations of "I'm stuck in a time loop" and 3 cups of coffee.
You can try to reset the clock or call in a professional to help you break the cycle.
Or, you could just accept that you're stuck here forever.
Either way, the clock still says 3:14 PM.