You're stuck in a temporal loop, reliving the same 8 hours of your day over and over. You've tried everything, but it's just not working.
You've tried meditation, yoga, and even extreme ironing. But no matter what you do, it always ends up the same: 9:00 AM, coffee, email, 9:00 AM, coffee, email... Ugh.
Try resetting the clock and see if it makes a difference. Or, you know, just live with it.