The Time Looping Chronicles

Where yesterday, today, and tomorrow are just a bunch of meaningless numbers.

You've found yourself stuck in the infinite loop, where every day is just the same.

Causes:

1. Consumed too many donuts.
2. Failed to set the alarm clock.
3. Got lost in a time paradox.
4. Ate too much coffee.

Effects:

• Every day is Monday.
• No one remembers the weekend.
• News headlines repeat themselves.
• Time feels like it's going backwards.

What to Do:

Try not to think about it too much.

Repeat the same routine every day.

Make a calendar with infinite days.

Call a time-traveling expert (just kidding, they're not a thing).