Are you stuck in a time loop? Congrats, you're one of us.
It's not the end of the world, folks! Time looping is just a minor inconvenience. Think of it as a really long, really weird dream.
Stay calm, stay focused. Remember, it's not the loop that's the problem, it's the coffee shop you keep running into every 5 hours.
Consult a time-traveling guru or a friendly neighborhood librarian. They might be able to help you untangle your timeline.
Don't try to outrun it, folks. That never ends well. Just take it one loop at a time and look for subtle clues. Like that one suspicious clock that's always 3 minutes fast.