Welcome, fellow time travelers! Are you tired of the usual tedium of linear time? Do you yearn to experience the thrill of temporal loops? Look no further than the Infinity Loop Trains!
Warning: Infinity Loop Trains are not responsible for lost limbs, sanity, or spouses. Travel at your own risk!
Side effects of Infinity Loop Trains may include but are not limited to: temporal disorientation, chrono-fatigue, and spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.
Please note that our trains run on a strict schedule of: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... Tuesday, Monday (see pattern). Don't get left behind!
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