Our Research

We are the premier research facility for all things Temporal Displacement Theory. Our scientists have spent years studying the art of moving through time in creative and often destructive ways.

We have developed several groundbreaking methods for manipulating the timestream, including but not limited to:

• Time Loops - A method of reliving the same 10 seconds over and over again, until you get it just right.
• Time Paradoxes - Where we attempt to create closed timelike curves, because who needs causality, anyway?
• Time Jumps - Because sometimes you just wanna skip the boring parts.

We are currently seeking funding for our next project, Time Sinks, a method of creating localized time dilation fields, because who needs to get to work on time?

Join us in our quest for knowledge, and help us change the fabric of reality one minute at a time!

Or, at the very least, just look at our pretty colors and pretend to care.