Route B: The Unraveling of Time and Sanity

You chose the most questionable route, and we're not sure why. This path is known to cause severe existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and a high chance of encountering sentient toasters. Proceed with caution.

Or, you know, just don't. Your choice.

Route C: The Slightly-Less-Confusing Alternative

Route D: The 'I-Gave-Up-And-Just-Go-To-Work' Edition