Our Time Traveling Methods: Method 4 - The Discreetly Disastrous Approach

Warning: Do not attempt this method unless you're prepared for the consequences.

We've tried everything from time-traveling through wormholes to using a Delorean, but this method takes the cake. Or should we say, it takes the cake from the past?

Here's how it works:

  1. Step 1: Steal a DeLorean. Not just any DeLorean, mind you. This is a 1985 model with the 2.4L V6 engine. Anything less and you'll be stuck in the 90s.
  2. Step 2: Disguise yourself as a 19th century inventor. Top hat, monocle, and a fake mustache are a must.
  3. Step 3: Sneak into the local time-traveling convention and swap the time circuits with a slightly modified version of the same.
  4. Step 4: Flee the scene with a trail of breadcrumbs, because, you know, the authorities will be hot on your heels.

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