Quantum Quakes FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions About the Time Travelers' Dilemma

Welcome, temporal tourists! We're glad you're here to ask the hard questions.

Q: What are Quantum Quakes?
A: They're temporal rifts that appear in the fabric of spacetime, causing localized distortions in the space-time continuum.
Q: Are they safe?
A: Ha! As if safety were an option for time travelers. But seriously, they're not safe. Don't go near them.
Q: Can I travel through a Quantum Quake?
A: No, you fool! Don't even think about it. You'll end up like the guy who went through the Chronos Rift in 1987.
Q: What happened to him?
A: Let's just say "Temporal Socks Syndrome" isn't a thing, but it should be. He's still trying to get the stain out.
Q: Can I join a Quantum Quake Expedition?
A: Only if you're a certified Temporal Physicist with a PhD from a reputable university... or a time-traveling daredevil with a bad haircut.
Q: How do I protect myself from Quantum Quakes?
A: Wear a helmet. Always wear a helmet. Trust us on this one.
Q: Can I report a Quantum Quake sighting?
A: Please do! Our Quantum Quake Response Team (QQRT) is ready to... not respond. They're still on vacation.