The Problem: You
You, a hapless time traveler, have managed to get stuck in a temporal loop. Every day, you wake up in the same 1980s diner, surrounded by the same patrons, eating the same breakfast cereal. The same clock on the wall is stuck at 6:47 AM, and the same jukebox plays the same awful 80s tunes.
You've tried everything to break the cycle, but nothing seems to work. You've even tried bribing the cook with extra pancakes, but he just laughs and says, "Sorry, buddy, you're stuck here till the end of time."
Time Loop Statistics
- Loops completed: 427
- Hours spent in diner: 427
- Cups of coffee consumed: 427
- Times asked to leave: 427