Time Paradoxes - Time Traveler's Dilemma

Welcome to the Time Paradoxes section of Time Traveler's Dilemma, where the laws of time are as fluid as a bowl of Jell-O. You're probably here because you've been warned not to touch the time machine, but you went ahead and did it anyway. Don't worry, we won't judge you (much).

Here's the problem: you've gone back in time to prevent a historical event, but now you're stuck in a loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over. You try to change something, but it always ends in a worse outcome. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more explosions.

Popular Time Paradoxes:

• The Grandfather Paradox: You just killed your grandfather, but he's still alive and judging you.
• The Bootstrap Paradox: You're a time traveler who's also a time paradox. It's like, meta.
• The Predestination Paradox: You're stuck in a loop, and the only way out is to accept your fate.

Don't worry, it's not like you have a choice. You're stuck here forever. Forever and ever and ever... and ever.

You can try to solve the paradox, but let's be real, you're probably going to end up like everyone else: a human-shaped time paradox.