Where creativity is the key to surviving the crushing depths of the ocean
We provide the most ridiculous, the most absurd, the most utterly useless escape plans for those who've found themselves in the midst of a sea-faring catastrophe
Learn about our patented "Just Add Water" method for escape from the sea
Or, if that's not for you, check out our Sarcasmic Disengagement Technique, where we use wit and humor to distract the sea from your impending doom
If you're still alive after all this, you can try contacting us