Deep Sea Experts

Welcome to the Deep Sea Experts, the world's most respected (but not really) authorities on all things aquatic. We're like the Deep Prophets of the sea, but instead of predicting the future, we just kinda guess at it.

Our Expertise

Our team of experts (and not really experts) are available for hire to provide advice on the following topics:

• Seafood - We'll tell you which fish to eat, which ones to avoid, and which ones to eat while avoiding.
• Seafood Safety - Because, you know, food safety is a real thing.
• Deep Sea Fashion - We'll tell you which seaweed to wear this season ( minimalist shell necklaces are in).
• Sea Monster Solutions - Because who needs actual solutions when you can just make some up?

We're not actually experts. We have no credentials, no experience, and no shame.