Sea Siren Says

The ocean's greatest advice column, brought to you by a sassy mermaid.

Ask the Sea Siren

Submit your deepest, darkest, most absurd ocean-related fears to our sassy sea siren, and she'll give you the most ridiculous advice you've ever heard.

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Send us your question: AskTheSeaSiren

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try our Sea Siren Says Tries To Be Helpful feature, where we try to give you actual advice that won't get you killed or lost in the ocean.

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