It's a mystery that has puzzled sailors for centuries: what happened to the legendary Golden Siren? Some say it's hidden beneath the waves, guarded by the mermaids themselves.
Others claim to have seen its glinting scales in the depths of the ocean. But we're not ones to be swayed by rumors or hearsay.
We're on a mission to find the truth.
We believe the Golden Siren is actually a metaphor for the ultimate treasure: a good Wi-Fi signal.
Or maybe it's just a really expensive trinket someone left on the beach.
Who knows? The world may never know.