Welcome to the Mermaid Messes page, where the ocean's depths are as unpredictable as the internet.
We've got tales of tangled fishing nets, lost treasure maps, and the occasional sunburn from spending too much time in the shallows.
Check out our Seaweed Sagas for more oceanic absurdity.
Some notable mermaid mishaps:
Lost: 1 treasure map, 2 shiny coins, 1 really nice shell necklace
Still searching for our missing mascot, Fishy McFisherson...