It turns out, our Bloopocalypse was not just a fun, city-destroying romp in the sun.
We had to cancel it because our insurance wouldn't cover the damage to the city's ego.
Also, our lawyers were worried about the lawsuits from the fish who got stuck in the floodwaters.
And let's be real, our accountant said we'd have to pay for all those fishy lawyers.
But the real reason? We just realized that our CEO's ego was actually the Bloopocalypse itself.