Welcome to Defensive Blooping 101, where we teach you to defend yourself against the impending doom of the Bloop!
To begin, you need to understand the fundamentals:
- Stay alert: Keep your ears covered with a pair of noise-cancelling earplugs at all times.
- Practice your flailing: Regularly exercise your flailing arms to build up your reflexes.
- Develop a solid Bloop-proof bunker: Dig a deep, underground bunker with reinforced steel walls and a good supply of snacks.
Learn how to craft your Bloop-proof armor to protect yourself from the Bloop's wrath.
Discover the art of Bloop-deterrents to keep the Bloop at bay.
Master the Blooping strategies to outsmart the Bloop and its minions.