Welcome to Bloopers 101, where the art of doing it wrong is the new norm. Here, you'll learn how to fail spectacularly, with style and panache.
Lesson 1: The Perfect Fail: A 3-2-1 Blooping Method
1. Start with a great idea. No, wait, start with a terrible idea. That's right, the key to success is to begin with something that's guaranteed to end in disaster.
2. Add some random, unrelated features. The more, the merrier, the more bewildering.
3. Bloop. And then, of course, bloop some more. The art of blooping is all about repetition.
Learn more about Blooping 102: The Advanced Blooping Techniques, where we'll cover topics like "The Blooping Loop" and "Blooping with Passion".
And don't miss Blooping 303: The Blooping Business Model, where we'll discuss the importance of Blooping for Profit.