Known Workarounds

Because sometimes, the bug report is more interesting than the actual bug.

Workaround 1: The ol' ol' "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" trick

Claim that the bug is not a bug at all, but rather an "feature" of the system.

Learn more about this clever tactic

Workaround 2: The "I'm just testing it" defense

Claim that the bug is just a test, and it's totally not a bug at all.

Read more about this dubious excuse

Workaround 3: The "I'm not a programmer" plea

Blame it on someone else, preferably the intern.

Find out how to pass the buck

Workaround 4: The "I'm just being creative" gambit

Claim that the bug is actually a "design choice" and you're just being innovative.

Learn more about this questionable artistic vision

And finally...

...just give up and admit it's a bug.

Admit defeat