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FlameOns, Expert Gas Producers of the Realm

Here at Expert Gas Producers of the Realm, we take pride in crafting the most potent, the most pungent, the most utterly bewildering gaseous concoctions this side of the kingdom!

Our team of expert gassers has been perfecting the art of flame-on-ing for generations, and our gas is sought after by the most discerning gourmets from far and wide.

But be warned: our gas is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged exposure may cause: excessive flatulence, spontaneous combustion, and/or a strong desire to reevaluate one's life choices.

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