Located in a secret underground bunker, our expert gas producers have spent years perfecting the art of creating the most brilliant, most fantastic, most extraordinary farts in the world.
We use only the finest, all-natural ingredients: beans, cabbage, and a hint of desperation. Our farts are so brilliant, they'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly question the fabric of space-time itself.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our research facility and see the farts for yourself:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our experimental farts section: