Before:
Mr. Thompson's gas was a disaster. It was a ticking time bomb, waiting to blow up in everyone's faces. The smell was so potent, it could knock a man off his feet.
After:
With the help of our expert team, Mr. Thompson's gas was transformed. It was now a symphony of aromas, a bouquet that could charm the gods. The smell was so delightful, it could make the gods themselves weep with joy.