TOP TWEETS OF THE DECADE

Here is a list of the most EXTREME tweets of the decade. Don't @ me.

TOP TWEETS OF THE YEAR TWEETS OF THE MONTH

1. "I just spilled coffee all over my shirt" - 5,000 retweets

2. "I love being awake at 4am" - 2,000 retweets

3. "I just saw a squirrel!" - 1,000 retweets

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