Kierkegaard's Despairing Rants

Just a Guy with a Bad Hairdo

"The absurdity of it all! I, Soren Kierkegaard, have been cursed with a hairdo that defies the laws of nature. A bad hairdo, I tell you!

Regretting the Shave

"I did it, I confess, I shaved it off! But now I'm faced with the horror of a smooth, unadorned scalp. What have I done?!?

Desperation Meets Dye

"I've resorted to dye, that most desperate of measures, in an attempt to salvage my follicular fate. Will it stick? Will it last? Only time will tell, but for now, I'm stuck with a bad hairdo and a bad dye-job.