In a world full of distractions and expectations, I've mastered the art of doing nothing.
My superpower is the ability to find joy in the empty space between the couch and the wall.
People say I'm lazy, but they just don't understand. I'm conserving energy for more important things... like watching paint dry.
It's not laziness, it's a superpower in disguise.
Studies have shown that doing nothing is, in fact, the most efficient use of time.
Who needs productivity when you can just exist?