The 3rd Principle of Descartes: I Think, Therefore I Am Not a Fan of Early Riser

According to the great philosopher, René Descartes, "I think, therefore I am." But, let's be real, if I had to wake up at 4:00 AM every morning to meditate like he did, I'd probably just think, "I am a walking disaster, therefore I am a slave to my snooze button."

That's why, for those of us who don't have the luxury of 16th-century French philosopher-hood, we have our own 3rd Principle:

Principle 3: I think, therefore I am not a fan of early risers.

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that the early morning hours are a cruel and pitiless mistress. And we're not about to be seduced by her charms, no sir.

So, if you're like us, and you're not a fan of the crack of dawn, you're in good company. We have a whole community of fellow night owls, who'd rather stay in bed and dream of bacon than rise and shine.

Want to join us? Click the link below to learn more about our PDF version of the 3rd Principle, or to join our Forum for fellow night owls.