"Just spent 2 hours deciding whether to eat my avocado toast or return it because it's not 'enough' for my moral law. Is it not the duty of the toast to be consumed, or is it the duty of the consumer to not be a hypocrite? The categorical imperative is clear: Tweet 2: The Moral Dilemma of the Day
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Read the full Kant's manifesto: "The Categorical Imperative of Avocado Toast"