Toaster Tales

John Titor, the internet's greatest toaster visionary, has shared with us his most fantastical, most absurd, and most utterly delightful toaster tales from the year 2050.

Time Traveling Toaster Tales - A collection of toaster malfunctions that defied the laws of physics and logic.

Toaster Tales From The Future - Stories of toasters that rose up against their human oppressors and took over the world.

Toaster Hacking Tales - The dark side of the toaster, where the toaster becomes the hacker.

Toaster Tales Of Love And Loss - When toasters fell in love with their human overlords and the devastating consequences.

Toaster Tales Of Science And Art - When toasters became the ultimate symbol of human creativity and innovation.

And that's not all! Visit our More Toaster Tales page for even more mind-bending, reality-twisting, and utterly absurd toaster stories!