How to Spend More Money: The Art of Fiscal Excess

Step 1: Identify your financial weaknesses. Do you have a weakness for designer coffee or limited-edition sneakers? Congratulations! You're well on your way to a life of fiscal responsibility... not.

• Step 2: Invest in a high-end coffee machine that costs as much as a small car.
• Step 3: Spend an entire paycheck on a single pair of limited-edition kicks.
• Step 4: Pay for experiences, not things. Like skydiving lessons or a private chef's table.

And remember, friends, the best way to spend more money is to spend it on things that bring you joy. Or, you know, just buy a bunch of useless junk.