BUG BANANA SQUASHING TECHNIQUE
A comprehensive guide to squashing those pesky bugs like a certain tropical fruit.
Step 1: Identify the Bug
Locate the bug in question, much like a hunter tracks its prey. Be prepared to face the consequences of your actions.
Step 1: Identify the BugStep 2: Gather Evidence
Gather as much data as possible, like a detective collecting clues. The more evidence, the better the squash.
Step 2: Gather EvidenceStep 3: Squash the Bug
With your evidence in hand, it's time to put on your big kid gloves and squash that bug. Be gentle, but firm, like a librarian shushing a rowdy patron.
Step 3: Squash the BugRemember: a bug a day keeps the frustration at bay.