Climate Change Refutation 101: Advanced Squashing Techniques

Exercise 3: Squashing Climate Change

In this exercise, you will learn how to squash climate change with the most advanced techniques in the book. But don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds. It's just like playing a game of whack-a-mole, but with science!

Warm-Up: Squashing with Denial

First, let's start with the basics: Climate change is a hoax! That's right, it's a hoax perpetuated by scientists, the government, and your crazy aunt who still uses a flip phone. But don't worry, it's easy to debunk. Just tell everyone you meet that it's a conspiracy theory and they'll believe you.

Drill 1: Squashing with Fake News

Now that we've established that climate change is a hoax, let's move on to the next step: spreading fake news! Create your own news headlines and articles that say the opposite of what's true. For example:

  1. Squashing Fake News

Drill 2: Squashing with Misinformation

In this drill, we'll learn how to spread misinformation like it's going out of style! Use your social media accounts to post articles and memes that are totally false, but sound totally convincing.

  1. Misinformation Mastery