Squashing the Squashing: Exercise 1 - The Great Wall of Code

Imagine a bug catcher, armed with an arsenal of squashing techniques, but with a mind full of confusion. They're trying to squash, but keep getting squashed themselves.

Objective:

Squash the bug catcher, using nothing but the most basic HTML elements, without getting caught.

Use only the following HTML tags: <p>, <div>, <span>, <img> and <a>.

Constraints:

No external stylesheets or scripts are allowed.

Example Solution:

<div>
<div>
<div>Squashed!</div>
</div>
<div>
Squash me!</div>
</div>
</div>
<span style="background-color: #000000; color: #ff69b4;">You got squashed!</span>

This solution is so basic, it's almost invisible!

Squashing 2: The Art of Distraction