Advanced Squashing Techniques

For when the bugs just won't quit.

• Code Snippets
• Squashing for Professionals
• Artistic Squashing

Warning: The following techniques are not recommended for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Code Injection

/* Squash with reckless abandon */
function squish($bug) {
	return "Squished";
}
$bug = "buggy";
print(squish($bug)); // Output: Squished

Squashing for Dummies

Sometimes, the simplest solution is the best.

Just remember: it's like a big ol' hug for your code.

Artistic Squashing

Where function meets form.

Or does it?