Job Security Tips for the Modern Bug Catcher

Advanced Squashing Techniques

Are you tired of getting caught in the act? Do you want to avoid those pesky performance reviews?

Tip 1: Use the "Squash-and-Replug" Method

When faced with a particularly pesky bug, try squashing it with all your might, and then immediately replugging the code to make sure it never comes back.

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Tip 2: Employ the "Bugs-R-Us" Technique

Identify a bug's weakness: its favorite snack. Once you know what it's craving, use that to your advantage. Starve it of its fuel, and it'll be powerless to resist your squashing.

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Tip 3: Practice "Squash-and-Forget" Self-Defense

When all else fails, just pretend it never happened. A little denial goes a long way in avoiding those awkward performance reviews.

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